New Sky Mall Merchandise

I realize that I have posted about the latest Sky Mall merchandise before, but yesterday while I was on the plane to Oklahoma, I noticed they had a NEW issue out (yes, that is giddiness you hear in my voice). So, I decided to peruse the catalog and share with you some of my favorite new things from Sky Mall (and P.S., some of you may be getting one or more of these items for Christmas).

1. Put away those Wii's and Xbox's. Through the Sky Mall, you can purchase a Full Size Arcade Legends Game (think Putt Putt's arcade room). Imagine the hour of joy your family will get out of a $3700 arcade game that only plays one game.

2. Do you have someone at work that won't leave you alone? Is there a pesky coworker who sits across the cubicle and makes slurping sounds when he drinks? Well, then you need the Marshmallow Shooter. Load up the Marshmallow Shooter with a bag of jumbo marshmallows and softly annoy your coworker until he quits. It's both fun for you and beneficial in the long run.

3. Many of you are closet Star Wars fan (well, except you K*****, who owns your own Darth Vadar mask and wears it in public). So, what better way to say Merry Christmas than with a Voice Activated R2-D2. It really doesn't do anything except beep and make other droid-like sounds, but if you are lonely (and my guess is that most Star Wars fans are probably lonely), then Mr. R2-D2 makes a wonderful addition to your stuffed cat collection, and he will at least beep at you.

4. Do you have wedgie issues (no, not that type of wedgie)? Does your pant leg get tucked under your heel when you wear sling back shoes? Well, then you should invest in the Pants Un-Heeled. It keeps you from experiencing the annoying pant/heel wedgie. Plus for those of you with more than 2 legs, you can buy 6 Pants Un-Heeled for a discounted rate.

5. If you are a fan of museum-life, then I have got the best gift for you. You need the King Tut Life-Sized Sarcophagus Cabinet, because nothing says classy home decor like a mummy coffin. If you would like to continue that style throughout your house, then Sky Mall also sells a life-sized replica of King Tutankhamen's Egyptian Throne Chair. You could get a set of 8 for your dining room, and then everyone would have the joy of feeling like a dead king.

Those are just a few of the new offerings from Sky Mall. If you are interested in checking them out on your own, then they now have an Iphone App for the Sky Mall and gift cards available.

I'm not meaning to spoil the suprise of Christmas, but I have just ordered a couple of Rock Lamps, a large Cannon Residental Safe, and four Shirtpocket Underwater Cameras. Look for those items in your stockings.