I Need Ideas

Help, I desperately need ideas for blog posts. I just can't come up with anything. I've had LOTS of little things happen over the week, but I think they all fall into "you don't want to hear about that" category.

Here are just a few things that you WOULDN'T want to read as a full-fledged blog post.

1. How I caught my toenail on a chair as I was moving it and now have only 9 toenails.
2. The person in front of me at the HEB checkout line who decided that it was the appropriate time to pick her teeth.
3. The fact that I have lost my "to do" list (you have no idea how much information this list contained), and I have been frantically searching my office for it.
4. The adverse reaction I had to the "past due" soy milk I tried to drink for breakfast the other day.
5. My shopping excursion to 2 Michaels and 3 Hobby Lobbys in search of a particular type of foam.

Unless I come up with an idea soon, there is a good chance that one of the abovementioned topics will make up the content of my next blog post.