I wish this were one of those "You Know You're a Redneck When...", but alas, this is simply my on compilation of observations. I have hit the busy days of summer, and these are all things that I have done or thought in the past day.
So...here it goes.
You know you're too busy when...
1. ...eating at IHOP sounds like a good idea because it is the only place open at the time you have penciled in for dinner.
2. ...washing your hair doesn't feel like a necessity (eeewww, yuck).
3. ...you go to wal-mart to buy 31 pairs of underwear so that you can minimize the number of loads of laundry you have to do each month.
4. ...Cheeze-Its suffice for lunch.
5. ...you call your mother to come and help you. (This one is actually true. Aren't moms great.)
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